Gotta Love Arnold Schwarzenegger Waltzing Into A Serious Washington DC Meeting Wearing These American Boots Dipped In Red, White, And Pimp

WASHINGTON – Arnold Schwarzenegger has spoken out against political gerrymandering and claims he wants to ‘terminate’ the problem. The former California Governor, 71, appeared at the National Press Club in Washington D.C on Tuesday to discuss gerrymandering with former Attorney General Eric Holder. But it was his footwear that garnered much attention as he sported cowboy boots emblazoned with the American flag emblazoned with the bald eagle in a homage to American patriotism.

Live look at Arnold’s American as all hell boots:

SUCK ON THESE RED WHITE AND BLUE BALLS…Gerrymandering? SURE! WHY NOT! Gerrymandering may have existed as a skeezy political maneuver to rig the system for centuries, but it never had a chance against these Patriotic kicks. I don’t care if Schwarzenegger was born in Austria (kind of care that his father was a Nazi). The Terminator can do whatever he pleases to help out These United States Of America. Well, besides legally becoming President, but other than that there’s nothing Arnold can’t do. So taste it…Governor Elbridge Gerry (deceased, 1814). Taste it, hard.

Come to think of it, Arnold would may one helluva Commander In Chief. Well, at least from an entertainment perspective. It’s a damn shame the Founding Father’s had a pissy fit with Alexander Hamilton enough to make a clause in the Constitution that anyone who wasn’t born on American soil couldn’t become President, because Arnold would’ve been King (figuratively…maybe). Not to mention he has a lot of political experience AND made peace with the Predator (reference to the fictional movie alien, not the maid he knocked up). 4 decades, nothing but net.